Friday, 27 April 2012

Dearest Diary, Day eleven.



Dearest Diary, Day eleven:

Dismissed Bates for poaching. Told him to think himself fortunate he wasn't before the magistrate, the old rogue!

Later, summoned Constable Hubble and a few of the hands to turn Bates out of the cottage.
Dear old Nanny Bates had to be carried aloft to the gates in her rocking chair, resembling for all the world a very ancient Whistler's Mother on a Skimmity Ride! Her legs apparently no longer functional, she clutched in one silly, gnarled old hand a large, sodden handkerchief, the other a teapot. How she sobbed! Tippi found all this so amusing she snorted through her nose like a braying ass and had to be held upright by the elbows courtesy of Yours Truly and the Constable, who hemmed and hawed into his collars "now then, Miss", "if you please, Miss"! Gave her a wigging at tea about unseemly behaviour before the Lower Orders.

That blasted fellow Churchill holding court at the Club again. Preposterous little clown. Acts as though he aspires to be Prime Minister! Corkers agrees.

Caught Cotter behaving unusually in the kitchen garden, as though in a phantasmagorical trance. He's starting to give me the willies.



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