Another morning in Poole harbour.

Beautiful day!

It's a vein-rupturing stonker of a day, comrades, so pull on those old culottes, get out there and put a smile on someone's face with your own.  I know you will.

A Summer's Blush

I asked if I could see her chesticles.  She said only if I can see your crotchoris.

Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

A highly qualified and very experienced psychiatrist once told me that I had Narcissistic Personality Disorder.  Of course, I told him we was full of shit.

Today's Horrorscope: Virgo

Virgo: As your Sign suggests, your virtue and standing in society are important to you. With Venus in transit and Scabies entering the Third House, you will be surprised to learn that everyone thinks you're a right slapper and my brother's mate saw you getting fingered behind the chippy by that Turkish bloke.  Expect an embarrassing and persistent itch - with foul smelling discharge - towards the end of the month.

A Retrospective.

I've put together a few pages of some of my writing that I'm thinking of compiling.  It's just scribbles really, but you never know, you might find something that amuses you: