Saturday, 9 June 2012

Today's Horrorscope: Virgo


Virgo: As your Sign suggests, your virtue and standing in society are important to you. With Venus in transit and Scabies entering the Third House, you will be surprised to learn that everyone thinks you're a right slapper and my brother's mate saw you getting fingered behind the chippy by that Turkish bloke.  Expect an embarrassing and persistent itch - with foul smelling discharge - towards the end of the month.

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