Virgo: As your Sign suggests, your virtue and standing in
society are important to you. With Venus in transit and Scabies
entering the Third House, you will be surprised to learn that
everyone thinks you're a right slapper and my brother's mate saw you
getting fingered behind the chippy by that Turkish bloke. Expect an embarrassing and persistent itch - with foul smelling discharge - towards the end of the month.
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