Thursday, 19 April 2012

Dearest Diary: Day one.

Dearest Diary,

Day one: Luncheon at the Club. Dined on poached trout, a large ham, and three birds of excellent provenance.* Cavendish states the fuzzy-wuzzies have once again become irksome. Have recommended he don calico pantaloons immediately and apply a light dusting of boric acid directly following breakfast and before vigorous exercise. Shall keep you posted.


*Sausage in batter with pineapple fritter.

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