Sunday, 20 May 2012

Funday lunch.


Yep. It's the same.


Driven from my bed at lunchtime by a great hunger and fmall thirft. Donned fuitable attire of doublet, Pink Floyd t-fhirt and peri-wig, and ventured the ten yardf required from my doorftep to find myfelf in The Dolphin hoftelry, wherein waf ferveth roaft dinner and a flagon of Mr. Piddle's ale by a comely ferving-wench. Thuf re-invigorated, made all hafte home, grabbed a roll of Handrex and Lucozade for rehydration, and fettled in to a 4-hour compilation of bizarre yet ftrangely appealing midget porn ("Deviant Dwarvef", twelve-ninety-five off of Dirty Barry at the chippie. Afk for a "mini faveloy and fmall haddock").


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