Capricorn: Yes, you think everything's just ducky right now, but think again. Perhaps that sensitive side you loved so much in your man indicates a latent homosexuality, or, at the very least, a preference for clean bedsheets. As Venus and Jupiter align towards the middle of the month expect a shift in your professional life – you're being made redundant. Indulge yourself in your new-found leisure time with impossible budgets, agonizing over child care on the remote chance you might ever find a decent job again, and a profound and deep-seated regret over how your life turned out.
Sunday, 20 May 2012
Today's Horrorscope
Capricorn: Yes, you think everything's just ducky right now, but think again. Perhaps that sensitive side you loved so much in your man indicates a latent homosexuality, or, at the very least, a preference for clean bedsheets. As Venus and Jupiter align towards the middle of the month expect a shift in your professional life – you're being made redundant. Indulge yourself in your new-found leisure time with impossible budgets, agonizing over child care on the remote chance you might ever find a decent job again, and a profound and deep-seated regret over how your life turned out.
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